Lifes Little Mistakes

Wed, 30th May — 19,340 notes

Putting your hood on like a boss ↘

wowfunniestposts:

Tue, 29th May — 36,596 notes

Tue, 29th May — 549 notes

Sat, 26th May — 57,434 notes

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

ladyzolstice:

irradiations:

lizzledpink:

imyouraziraphale:

heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”
Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.
Oh, okay.

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.
Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearwordfrom Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)

“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”
…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

“T’was written to be played” - dead white males. ^to bad for you, I’m obviously getting laid

Fri, 25th May — 5,323 notes

Wed, 23rd May — 52,727 notes

Tue, 22nd May — 42,195 notes

Mon, 21st May — 58,058 notes

Mon, 21st May — 3,920 notes

Mon, 21st May — 6,498 notes

claycattington:

chuckquizmo:

claycattington:

what if mario didnt have a mustache

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pure terror

Wed, 16th May — 7,242 notes

Wed, 16th May — 5,874 notes

Tue, 15th May — 38,483 notes

Tue, 15th May — 9,274 notes

Tue, 15th May — 41,886 notes

Lifes Little Mistakes

Wed, 30th May — 19,340 notes

Putting your hood on like a boss ↘

wowfunniestposts:

Tue, 29th May — 36,596 notes

Tue, 29th May — 549 notes

Sat, 26th May — 57,434 notes

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

ladyzolstice:

irradiations:

lizzledpink:

imyouraziraphale:

heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”
Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.
Oh, okay.

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.
Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearwordfrom Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)

“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”
…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

“T’was written to be played” - dead white males. ^to bad for you, I’m obviously getting laid

Fri, 25th May — 5,323 notes

Wed, 23rd May — 52,727 notes

Tue, 22nd May — 42,195 notes

Mon, 21st May — 58,058 notes

Mon, 21st May — 3,920 notes

Mon, 21st May — 6,498 notes

claycattington:

chuckquizmo:

claycattington:

what if mario didnt have a mustache

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pure terror

Wed, 16th May — 7,242 notes

Wed, 16th May — 5,874 notes

Tue, 15th May — 38,483 notes

Tue, 15th May — 9,274 notes

Tue, 15th May — 41,886 notes